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Rolling on the floor laughing.

These are my demands for 2014:

Sweat pants and an oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker in hot pink bikinis. Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro up your butt? I don't suppose you do.
Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. That cheap-o molded underwear some genius at Mattel came up with looks like cellulite!
A REAL man... I don't care if you have to go to Hasbro to get him, bring me GI JOE. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that pathetic bump of a boy-toy Ken. And what was up with that earring anyway? HELLO!?
It's about time you made us all anatomically correct. Give me arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.
Breast reduction surgery. 'Nuff said.
A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.
A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher don't cut it. I want to make real money.
A new, more 00's persona. Maybe "PMS Barbie", complete with a pint of cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips.
No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl complexion.
10. Mattel stock options. It's been 39 years - I think I deserve a piece of the action.
Considering my valuable contribution to society and Mattel, I think these demands are reasonable. If you you don't like it you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas. It's that simple. As ever,

Barbie

I think Barbie needs some time in the sun. Send her out west for some R&R. She will be a new woman after a little vacation.

So it appears Barbie's fame and fortune is starting to get the best of her.

Dammit... where's my beer-spray rag???!!!! (new keyboard here too!)

John D wrote:

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Barbie was based on 36-24-36 measurements.

(With what tape measure?...) Sources say the "original" Barbie's, scaled up would be 39/18/33 and 5'9". The newer ones are 36/18/33 and 5'9".

 

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John, or should is say SPIN? Do you have some post graduate degree in 'dolling'? What's with measurements thing, we should all understand in this day and age it's about the mind and the person not some boorish sexist man thing.

Anyway I haven't seen Barbie for a couple of days, she had a date with one of those fellas that can't, you know can't keep his pants up. I don't mean he cant keep his zipper up, it's his pants they are way below the horizon and the cuffs are worn out from dragging on the ground. I talked to him for 5 minutes his vocabulary is four or five words, kind of sad in a way he's such a complete nothing I actually think she's safe with him.  I don't think he has a car, they where going to use light rail or a bus or ride with his friend in his rusty old mini van or someone's mother was going to drive them, but she should have been home or a least called by now.