This is the best ad I've seen in long time...

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E

This one is pretty good too:

http://anchorage.craigslist.org/cto/4074304170.html

Two thoughts come to mind when reading these:

1. I guess I need to expand my CL radar if you guys are out there looking at stuff in Oklahoma and Alaska!

2. If people have that much time to create an ad like that, what would it be like trying to negotiate with them!