I've got the email to NCC's "Webmaster" set pretty loose, as to not bounce offers and inquiries from legitimate automotive-oriented sources. The down side to this is I get a LOT of junk email to filter through daily... Everything from Rolex knockoffs through enough "Viagra" to support a battallion. The best stuff is the money scams.
Feel free to add your own!
Here's the best, most heartfelt one to date ():
SAVE MY LIFE!!
Quite frankly, I know it may have sounded pretty strange for you on why I Chose to contact you as you are a complete stranger to me and I must tell you this, I contacted you for the simple reason that we do not know each other.
It would be very difficult for me to contact anybody here who knows me for this purpose as I may stand the risk and chance of being cheated of my inheritance because the person would have known my weaknesses. I may even lose my life that is why I decided to contact you a complete stranger.
My name is Jennifer the only child of my parent. During the post electoral civil and political crisis in our country last month, my parents were killed by heartless military that supported the incumbent president that lose election and refuses to set down. Fortunately for me, I was in the school in Ghana when this tragedy took place in my family. But I thank the almighty God because I never knew that I could survive the shock of losing almost my family. Right now I am still here in the country but very “unsafe” for me. I'm living in a great fear and bondage. I intend leaving this country as soon as possible but only one thing has kept me back. My late father has deposited with one of the prime financial institution in UAE, the sum amount of money, $7.5Million USD. (SEVEN MILLION five HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
The primary reason of contacting you is that my late father had a written agreement with the financial institution that before I will come for the claim, I must be above 29years of age or I must present a business partner or business guarantor to make sure the money will be invested in a very lucrative and safe way. As I am writing to you, I am just 19yrs of age and life here is so difficult to cope with. There is no possibility for me to wait until I clock 30years before I go forth for the claim, if I should wait for that it means the money will be lost as my life is not guaranteed here in Ivory Coast anymore.
From the light of the above, my instinct tells me that I should trust you to act as my business partner so that the funds will be released to you on request and I could move over to your country and both of us have the funds invested in a good lucrative business area of your choice hence I am interested in real estate business. I wait to read from you if you accept my request as i promise to give you more detailed information. Please kindly send me the below information so that I will submit it to the bank for immediate procession of the transfer.
1. Your Full Name ..................
2.Your Contact Address...........
3. Your Fax and Telephone number .........
4.Your Country of Origin ................
5 .Your Age ............
6.Your occupation ...............
7. Your Email Address...........
Best wishes
Jennifer
Lost in the 60s said
Sep 28, 2011
Why would she need your email address if she just sent you an email... I'm surprised she didn't ask for your SS number too. She would need that and bank info to transfer the funds.
Now if there was someone you REALLY didn't like, you could provide that info....
Dave Seitz said
Oct 1, 2011
Now I feel really bad, I just let my 2M British Pounds slip away. I could have had her just take it for all her needs. The best scam I have heard of was the guy who posed as a preacher and convinced the scammer to join his church. After the scammer joined the church he would be the sole person in charge of the church and members finances. So the scammer PAID to become a church member to pull the big con and was upset he was scammed. He even responded back that it was not nice of the church to take advantage of him and he wanted his money back.
This is the guy who really screws with the scammers he does all sorts of fun things with them. If you get a chance read some of the site for what he has pulled on the scammers.
John D said
Oct 4, 2011
Arrived today...
My name is Mr. Patrick Chan. I work with the Hang Seng Bank. There is a sum of $22,500,000.00 in my bank Hang Seng Bank", Hong Kong. There were no beneficiaries stated concerning this fund which means no one would ever come to claim it. That is why I ask that we work together.
I do solicit for your assistance in effecting this transaction. I intend to give 30% of the total funds as compensation for your assistance. I will notify you on the full transaction on receipt of your response if interested, and I shall send you the details and necessary procedures with which to make the transfer. Should you be interested? Please send me your details to :
John D said
Oct 18, 2011
Today's Entry:
Good afternoon.
Your parcel has arrived at the post office on October 15. Our Driver was unable to deliver the parcel to your address. To receive a parcel you should go to the nearest USPS office and show your postal label. Label is attached to this letter.
Thank you. USPS Services.
The "label" is a .zip file that expands into a .exe file (bad news)
Pushrod said
Oct 18, 2011
Well youre guys problem is that you dont trust anybody, now, with that said, Ive got a great deal on 300 feet of prime coastline in Denver Co. Please sent me youre ss, bank tracking number and account numbers so we can.......................
John D said
Oct 21, 2011
10/21:
My Dear Beloved in the Lord,
Good day to you and your family, My Name is Mrs Selina Rahaman a nationality of Canada and am married to late Dr.Abraham who worked with Canadian embassy in united kingdom Before he died in the year 2005 after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We were married for Seventeen years with a daughter (Lillian) who later died in an Automobile accident. Before the Untimely death of my husband we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my Matrimonial home which the Bible is against. Recently, following my ill health, my Doctor told me that i may not last for the next Couple of Months due to my cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my inability to move around. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charitable organization or a Trusted Person that will utilize this money in the way I am going to instruct herein, according to the desire of my late husband before his death. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death Hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the Bosom of the Lord Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development and i want you to know that With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the Bank where you shall reach them and that will prove you to be a beneficiary of this fund while I want you and your organization to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd, My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian woman. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein while I am hoping to receive your urgent reply with bank details because I will be returning back to Canada before end of this month so that I die in my home instead of dieing in United Kingdom . God want to bless you because you are a good man and many blessing will be coming to your way this year by the special grace of God. I will give you contact of my pastor only him and bank will know about this because my relatives are unbelievers
Thanks and almighty God bless and encourage you to so this great work for him
The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.
Hello Honey! I would like to tell you a bit about myself. I'm tall with a middle figure. I have long blond, very beautiful hair, small nice nose, perfect lips and big blue eyes. I am a sociable easy going person, so I like meeting friends, going out, have fun and new something interesting. I'm looking for a strong relations with a caring and smart man!
I am really tired of all these temporary relations. I would like to find a man who will be able to estimate not only my beauty, but also my brain and my soul... I want him to kind and handsome, brave and tender, romantic and honest.
my site: www.wantxxxxxxxx.ru
my precious, I am going now, see you
Oli
-- Edited by John D on Tuesday 25th of October 2011 04:09:44 PM
John D said
Dec 14, 2011
Now there's a PATCH for it...
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John D said
Jan 8, 2012
Dear Friend,
I am Dr. John C.C Chan a Korean Republc, happily married with children, and i am a Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, in charge of the International Remittance department. I have a confidential business you of 25.5 million dollars for you. Please endeavour to reply me if interested
Lost in the 60s said
Jan 8, 2012
John D wrote:
Dear Friend,
I am Dr. John C.C Chan a Korean Republc, happily married with children, and i am a Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, in charge of the International Remittance department. I have a confidential business you of 25.5 million dollars for you. Please endeavour to reply me if interested
I'm sure the South Koreans' English is that bad after 52 years of US military presence in their country.
John D said
Jan 16, 2012
Greetings,
My sincere apologies if this letter causes any form of Irritation or embarrassment or,i would want to demand a high level of maturity from you while reading this letter. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.
I am proposing a very high profiled business transaction to you with returns very lucrative. In the pursuit of this business, it involves huge specific amount that i can't mention here for security reasons. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country.
Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
If you feel you can handle this project, please let me know so that i send you attached comprehensive details of this transaction. I will prefer you reach me on my private email address @yahoo.com.hk) you would be given more information upon your response to this correspondence.
Once again my apologies if this letter cause any form of embarrassment to your personality. Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because i am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture, although nothing ventured is nothing gained.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated but if you are not interested delete this email immediately.
Regards, Mr.Peter Lee
John D said
Jan 16, 2012
Dear Friend,
I am Dr. John C.C Chan a Korean Republc, happily married with children, and i am a Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, in charge of the International Remittance department. I have a confidential business you of $25.5 million dollars for you.
Please endeavour to reply me if interested @aol.com
Thanks,
Best Regard,
Dr. John C.C Chan
Dave Seitz said
Jan 16, 2012
I'm trading a guy in Nigeria for some stuff, I'm trading my highly coveted Minnesota Vikings Super Bowel Champion Ring. I hope he will make a decent offer on this.
John D said
Jan 22, 2012
Funds for Investment
Dear Friend,
RE: Funds Investment and Management Placement of $30.5Million. We solicit for a private investor who wants to invest his financial estate in long-term business venture in your country/company under your supervision. You will be required to;
[1]. Receive the funds. [2]. Invest and Manage the funds profitably.
My client is willing to negotiate Management sharing percentage after your acceptance. We expect to hear from you urgently as this is a high priority
Investment Placement and kindly send your information to enhance communication. Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely Yours, Mr. Song Lile
bowtie said
Jan 23, 2012
I just cleared an alternate email today that had 20 or so of these that just came in the last 2 weeks.
I've got the email to NCC's "Webmaster" set pretty loose, as to not bounce offers and inquiries from legitimate automotive-oriented sources. The down side to this is I get a LOT of junk email to filter through daily... Everything from Rolex knockoffs through enough "Viagra" to support a battallion. The best stuff is the money scams.
Feel free to add your own!
Here's the best, most heartfelt one to date (
):
SAVE MY LIFE!!
Quite frankly, I know it may have sounded pretty strange for you on why I Chose to contact you as you are a complete stranger to me and I must tell you this, I contacted you for the simple reason that we do not know each other.
It would be very difficult for me to contact anybody here who knows me for this purpose as I may stand the risk and chance of being cheated of my inheritance because the person would have known my weaknesses. I may even lose my life that is why I decided to contact you a complete stranger.
My name is Jennifer the only child of my parent. During the post electoral civil and political crisis in our country last month, my parents were killed by heartless military that supported the incumbent president that lose election and refuses to set down. Fortunately for me, I was in the school in Ghana when this tragedy took place in my family. But I thank the almighty God because I never knew that I could survive the shock of losing almost my family. Right now I am still here in the country but very “unsafe” for me. I'm living in a great fear and bondage. I intend leaving this country as soon as possible but only one thing has kept me back. My late father has deposited with one of the prime financial institution in UAE, the sum amount of money, $7.5Million USD. (SEVEN MILLION five HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
The primary reason of contacting you is that my late father had a written agreement with the financial institution that before I will come for the claim, I must be above 29years of age or I must present a business partner or business guarantor to make sure the money will be invested in a very lucrative and safe way. As I am writing to you, I am just 19yrs of age and life here is so difficult to cope with. There is no possibility for me to wait until I clock 30years before I go forth for the claim, if I should wait for that it means the money will be lost as my life is not guaranteed here in Ivory Coast anymore.
From the light of the above, my instinct tells me that I should trust you to act as my business partner so that the funds will be released to you on request and I could move over to your country and both of us have the funds invested in a good lucrative business area of your choice hence I am interested in real estate business. I wait to read from you if you accept my request as i promise to give you more detailed information. Please kindly send me the below information so that I will submit it to the bank for immediate procession of the transfer.
1. Your Full Name ..................
2.Your Contact Address...........
3. Your Fax and Telephone number .........
4.Your Country of Origin ................
5 .Your Age ............
6.Your occupation ...............
7. Your Email Address...........
Best wishes
Jennifer
Why would she need your email address if she just sent you an email...
I'm surprised she didn't ask for your SS number too. She would need that and bank info to transfer the funds.
Now if there was someone you REALLY didn't like, you could provide that info....
The best scam I have heard of was the guy who posed as a preacher and convinced the scammer to join his church. After the scammer joined the church he would be the sole person in charge of the church and members finances. So the scammer PAID to become a church member to pull the big con and was upset he was scammed. He even responded back that it was not nice of the church to take advantage of him and he wanted his money back.
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/About_The_Monkey.html
This is the guy who really screws with the scammers he does all sorts of fun things with them. If you get a chance read some of the site for what he has pulled on the scammers.
My name is Mr. Patrick Chan. I work with the Hang Seng Bank. There is a sum of $22,500,000.00 in my bank Hang Seng Bank", Hong Kong. There were no beneficiaries stated concerning this fund which means no one would ever come to claim it. That is why I ask that we work together.
I do solicit for your assistance in effecting this transaction. I intend to give 30% of the total funds as compensation for your assistance. I will notify you on the full transaction on receipt of your response if interested, and I shall send you the details and necessary procedures with which to make the transfer. Should you be interested? Please send me your details to :
Good afternoon.
Your parcel has arrived at the post office on October 15.
Our Driver was unable to deliver the parcel to your address.
To receive a parcel you should go to the nearest USPS office and show your postal label.
Label is attached to this letter.
Thank you.
USPS Services.
The "label" is a .zip file that expands into a .exe file (bad news)
My Dear Beloved in the Lord,
Good day to you and your family, My Name is Mrs Selina Rahaman a nationality of Canada and am married to late Dr.Abraham who worked with Canadian embassy in united kingdom Before he died in the year 2005 after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We were married for Seventeen years with a daughter (Lillian) who later died in an Automobile accident. Before the Untimely death of my husband we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my Matrimonial home which the Bible is against. Recently, following my ill health, my Doctor told me that i may not last for the next Couple of Months due to my cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my inability to move around.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charitable organization or a Trusted Person that will utilize this money in the way I am going to instruct herein, according to the desire of my late husband before his death. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death Hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the Bosom of the Lord Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development and i want you to know that With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the Bank where you shall reach them and that will prove you to be a beneficiary of this fund while I want you and your organization to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd, My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian woman. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein while I am hoping to receive your urgent reply with bank details because I will be returning back to Canada before end of this month so that I die in my home instead of dieing in United Kingdom . God want to bless you because you are a good man and many blessing will be coming to your way this year by the special grace of God. I will give you contact of my pastor only him and bank will know about this because my relatives are unbelievers
Thanks and almighty God bless and encourage you to so this great work for him
Mrs Selina Rahaman
Now I'm getting Spanish speaking, trans-gender(?) Swede, Russian mail-order bride offers!!
Hola my best-loved!
The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.
Hello Honey! I would like to tell you a bit about myself.
I'm tall with a middle figure.
I have long blond, very beautiful hair, small nice nose, perfect lips and big blue eyes.
I am a sociable easy going person, so I like meeting friends, going out, have fun and new something interesting.
I'm looking for a strong relations with a caring and smart man!
I am really tired of all these temporary relations.
I would like to find a man who will be able to estimate not only my beauty, but also my brain and my soul...
I want him to kind and handsome, brave and tender, romantic and honest.
my site: www.wantxxxxxxxx.ru
my precious, I am going now, see you
Oli
-- Edited by John D on Tuesday 25th of October 2011 04:09:44 PM
The Power Enlarge Patch is the fastest, safest and healthiest way to attaining mind-blowing endurance and stamina in bed. No gimmicks, tricks, just the highest grade ingredients, GUARANTEED to deliver the longest-lasting and har....
I am Dr. John C.C Chan a Korean Republc, happily married with children, and i am a Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, in charge of the International Remittance department. I have a confidential business you of 25.5 million dollars for you.
Please endeavour to reply me if interested
My sincere apologies if this letter causes any form of Irritation or embarrassment or,i would want to demand a high level of maturity from you while reading this letter. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.
I am proposing a very high profiled business transaction to you with returns very lucrative. In the pursuit of this business, it involves huge specific amount that i can't mention here for security reasons. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country.
Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
If you feel you can handle this project, please let me know so that i send you attached comprehensive details of this transaction. I will prefer you reach me on my private email address @yahoo.com.hk) you would be given more information upon your response to this correspondence.
Once again my apologies if this letter cause any form of embarrassment to your personality. Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because i am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture, although nothing ventured is nothing gained.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated but if you are not interested delete this email immediately.
Regards,
Mr.Peter Lee
Dear Friend,
I am Dr. John C.C Chan a Korean Republc, happily married with children, and i am a Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, in charge of the International Remittance department. I have a confidential business you of $25.5 million dollars for you.
Please endeavour to reply me if interested @aol.com
Thanks,
Best Regard,
Dr. John C.C Chan
Dear Friend,
RE: Funds Investment and Management Placement of $30.5Million.
We solicit for a private investor who wants to invest his financial estate in long-term business venture in your country/company under your supervision.
You will be required to;
[1]. Receive the funds.
[2]. Invest and Manage the funds profitably.
My client is willing to negotiate Management sharing percentage after your acceptance. We expect to hear from you urgently as this is a high priority
Investment Placement and kindly send your information to enhance communication.
Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely Yours,
Mr. Song Lile