An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
dashboard said
Sep 20, 2011
I've had that lecture. Face up guys, how many have had it?
bowtie said
Sep 20, 2011
Honestly, not me. I take her with or we stay home.
SShink said
Sep 20, 2011
That's why I make sure my wife is a part of the "alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late" part of the equation!
John D said
Sep 20, 2011
Got it this past Saturday night... and she was there too!
A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
That's why I make sure my wife is a part of the "alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late" part of the equation!